Upcoming: 10,000 BC

I watched the trailer of 10,000 BC today, and here’s my two cents: anything that promises “a legend never told”, followed by “from the director of Independence Day and The Day After Tomorrow”, about a man who “will challenge an empire”, but curiously speaks English with that rough, Eastern European or African (or whatever) accent, wears a reggae-singer hairdo, looks built like someone who’s been working out in a gym, supported by special appearances of mammoths and big cats of ridiculous sizes, involving a very slim, beautiful woman, and a set of pyramid-like megastructure behind…

seems epic indeed.